issue 62

inspired by morrissey, my list of people who have wronged me

john oliver, the ceo of blue cross blue shield, every pharmacist at cvs pharmacy, jamie mizrahi, every girl i went to high school with (with exceptions), md-05 rep steny hoyer and also pretty much everyone who’s running for his seat, two personal enemies who shall remained unnamed, but they know who they are, grant achatz, lainey wilson, ezra koenig, julian casablancas, michael allio from katie’s season of the bachelor, michael voltaggio, chloe fineman, ilaria urbanati, max verstappen, kristen bell and dax shepherd, sara and erin foster, fucking brad pitt, bj novak, gordon hayward, amanda knox, ryan murphy, van jones, zach braff, taylor lorenz, jamie otis from married at first night, hilaria baldwin, jelly roll and all jelly roll variants, whitney cumming, NOAH KAHAN because his tweets annoy me, miles teller and his wife, lea michele, pat sajak, jt mollner, donald glover, shaboozey, punxatawny phil or however you spell it, amanda batula, west wilson, jason biggs’s annoying wife, ivy wolk, delaney rowe, the pioneer woman, several people in the bear fandom, benson boone.